In season 4, episode 5 of Make Some Noise, Sam Reich gave comedian Lisa Gilroy the absolutely UNHINGED prompt to riff on:

“The romance novelist reads aloud as she types out her 40th book, ‘The Werewolf Who Could Unfasten My Bra One-Pawed.’ In her career, she has never once used the same synonym for pen*s twice, and she’s not about to start now.”

As someone who has been reading spicy novels and drawing book covers for them for over a year now, I just had to sit down and make a mockup of what that novel could look like.